29 Hilarious Tweets From Another Verrryyy Funny Week
Welp, the Olympics are over, which means…
…I kid, I kid. But from the ending of the Olympics to all the random funny moments from last week, there are plentyyyy more funny tweets to share. Here ya go:
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“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) August 5, 2024
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I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) August 8, 2024
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James Warwick / Getty Images
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Stewart Cook/Getty Images / Via Twitter: @whyrev
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@KamalaHarris / Via x.com
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Someone recommend a good romcom so I can rub my feet together under the blanket and giggle!
— Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 (@zaynahbear) August 11, 2024
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oh you’re “genuinely curious”? should i call you george? get you a banana? fetch the man with the yellow hat?
— boe (@bigsquishyfrog) August 7, 2024
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RIP Edgar Allan Poe. You would have loved watching a beloved children’s author slowly driven to insanity by black mold inside the walls of her castle.
— mkb (@MatthewKBegbie) August 5, 2024
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They did this at my high school to target me, the goth kid. So every day I wore a red Halloween ‘devil’ costume until they rescinded it. https://t.co/NMnDzZ4MjL
— mildred (@MildredVon) August 8, 2024
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i just know this bitch was having a BALL in my head when airport security asked me to open my suitcase and instead of warning that i packed tightly and my clothes would spill out i mistakenly said the bag was going to expl*de pic.twitter.com/RtEBOUfGO2
— Nickeeeee (@Nick__Nation) August 10, 2024
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Via Twitter: @Nick__Nation
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every single picture of a Phryge mascot or plushie has had the aura of someone gently having a panic attack and dissociating in a public situation and I for one feel a great sense of kinship with it https://t.co/T98tMz1KlE
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) August 10, 2024
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i’m not spending any money right now unless it’s an emergency, like if the culver’s flavor of the day is really good
— donner party bus (@ok_alriight) August 11, 2024
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Its going to be 33 degrees tomorrow. Perfect conditions for sitting in front of a computer screen all day and making money for a giant corporation if you ask me.
— Mike Townsend (@townsendyesmate) August 11, 2024
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In junior high I had a crush on a guy on my swim team whose legs looked like this but my friends and I didn’t know his name so we called him “white feet” pic.twitter.com/M4YOf8ZAub
— non sequitur (@deeshka) August 7, 2024
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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.
— 𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) August 7, 2024
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went to the burrito store and the cashier said “you look like a teacher” I said “I am…” and she laughed so hard at being right that she cried and made all the chefs come look at my outfit should I kms
— tall melanie (@tallmeanie) August 8, 2024
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My 3 year old told me that when she was in my belly, she had toys to play with….and the toys are still in there.So that’s terrible news.
— cur🐝 (@mommatofour_) August 7, 2024
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accidentally said “I want a redbull and a cigarette” around a pregnant woman at the pool and she looked wistfully into the water and said to herself “…Redbull….. and a cigarette :(“
— ♱ (@horrorlor) August 11, 2024
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if i was a stay at home husband i would sit by the front door and whimper until my wife returned
— corb (@awshuqs) August 9, 2024
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The Olympic Games / Via Twitter: @kycarrerolopez
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