Red Dead Redemption 2 Modder Creates Supersonic Horses, Is Killed Almost Constantly By Pony Soprano

The open-world of Red Dead Redemption 2 is built on rules, but what happens when they’re broken? One modder was so obsessed with making horses and carriages move at supersonic speeds that they didn’t stop to consider the consequences, and it looks like the mod has led to some homicidal horseplay. No matter where you are in the game, you’ll never be safe as this mod sure likes to stirrup trouble.

As demonstrated by BlurbsTV, their mod turns Red Dead Redemption 2 into a horror spectacle that Alfred Hitchcock would be proud of.

Think you can mind your own business on a desolate stretch of land? Wrong, you’re about to get a horse to the face. Walking down a peaceful street? Prepare to get intimately acquainted with the road when you’re run over. Enjoying a sunset while camped out on a mountain? We say thee neigh.

In related news, Red Dead Redemption finally made its way to PC last month. This version includes both the base game and its Undead Nightmare expansion, as well as several graphical upgrades for its PC release. Developer Rockstar Games is also working on Grand Theft Auto 6 and the game is still on track for a Fall 2025 release on PS5 and Xbox Series X|S.

If you’re planning to modify the game so that its cars move ridiculously fast, you’ll have to be patient as GTA 6 isn’t officially scheduled to be released on PC yet and Rockstar is prioritizing consoles first.