Americans Are Naming The US States They Avoid, And Sorry If You Live There Because It’s Scathing

by Pelican Press
8 views 10 minutes read

Americans Are Naming The US States They Avoid, And Sorry If You Live There Because It’s Scathing

Last week, we published an article about the states Americans say they have no interest in visiting. Needless to say, a lot more people weighed in in the comments. Here’s what 14 other people had to say:

1.”Illinois HANDS DOWN. Those FOREVER corrupt bastards would tax ya for takin’ a piss if they could.”

A row of suburban townhouses with front porches and landscaped lawns, featuring two large evergreen trees in the foreground Marcia Straub / Getty Images

2.”Fucking Florida. I strongly believe that Florida was never meant to have residents. It’s all fucking swamp, hurricanes, storms, and bugs. The only reason anyone lives there at this point is out of spite for God, man. Oh, and air conditioning is a big factor too.”

Aerial view of a coastal city with homes, a golf course, and a beach alongside the oceanAerial view of a coastal city with homes, a golf course, and a beach alongside the ocean P.j. Ziegler / Getty Images/500px

3.”Montana. I’ve lived here my whole life and I’m chronically bored. I feel like sometimes people forget it’s even here.”

Mountain landscape with a clear lake, surrounded by grassy fields and distant peaks under a clear skyMountain landscape with a clear lake, surrounded by grassy fields and distant peaks under a clear sky Mark C Stevens / Getty Images

4.”Iowa. Holy help me. Driving through, it’s just corn — from daylight to dark. I outta went around.”

A scenic view of a cornfield under a cloudy sky, with the sun setting on the horizonA scenic view of a cornfield under a cloudy sky, with the sun setting on the horizon David Papazian / Getty Images

5.”The state of Kansas. I drove the entire state from east to west, and I swear it was like driving through one of those cartoons with the background that keeps repeating itself. That’s all it was.”

Three metal silos stand in a vast field under a dramatic, cloudy skyThree metal silos stand in a vast field under a dramatic, cloudy sky

6.”Shit always seems to go wrong for me in Ohio. It’s stuff that could happen anywhere (like a U-Haul breaking down in subzero weather), but it always happens to me every time I set foot in Ohio. I can take a hint.”

Snow-covered trees and a small structure in a serene winter landscapeSnow-covered trees and a small structure in a serene winter landscape Kryssia Campos / Getty Images

7.”California. Everyone living there appears to believe that they’re the center of the universe. I have worked all over California in the past, and I never intend to go back. And that was before they trashed San Francisco.”

Scenic view of a coastal town with palm trees and mountains in the background, featuring Spanish-style architectureScenic view of a coastal town with palm trees and mountains in the background, featuring Spanish-style architecture Alexander Spatari / Getty Images

8.”There are parts of Pennsylvania that are gorgeous, but it gets very red, very evangelical, and a bit redneck once you leave the big cities. The locals call it Pennsyltucky.”

Scenic view of a river, a bridge, and forested hills in the background, reflecting in the waterScenic view of a river, a bridge, and forested hills in the background, reflecting in the water

9.”Minnesota. I lived there shortly for a job, and the summers are muggy with the most aggressive mosquitos (due to all the punk ass lakes), and the winters are just Mother Nature’s excuse to punch you with her fist of snow and icy fury.”

A serene river flows through a lush forest with trees lining the banks under a clear skyA serene river flows through a lush forest with trees lining the banks under a clear sky

10.”Tennessee. It’s overly hot in the summer and freezing in the winter. Most of the population consists of racists, fatphobes, and wildly religious people. As an atheist, it’s almost impossible to live here without being called out on it, someone trying to preach to me about how Jesus is our savior and how good life would be if I were Christian. And then they wonder why Southerners have the reputation they do.”

Aerial view of a town square with a roundabout, surrounding buildings, and greeneryAerial view of a town square with a roundabout, surrounding buildings, and greenery Jeremy Poland / Getty Images

11.”Florida or Texas especially, but really any state currently passing laws to persecute trans people, as well as women’s right to control their own bodies.”

Aerial view of a cityscape at night with illuminated streets and buildings, showcasing a bustling urban environmentAerial view of a cityscape at night with illuminated streets and buildings, showcasing a bustling urban environment Haoyue Liang / Getty Images/500px

12.”Adding Utah to this list for being ultra-conservative, having weird religious ideologies, racism, and alcohol restrictions that are truly idiotic. You can have your disappearing Salt Lake and your snow.”

Snowy mountain landscape with a residential area in the foreground, under a clear blue skySnowy mountain landscape with a residential area in the foreground, under a clear blue sky Jared Banuelos / Getty Images/500px

13.”I’ve never been to Kentucky, but no one I know who has been there has had anything good to say about it. I have a lot of well-traveled friends and family, and Kentucky consistently ranks as their worst experience.”

Street view of City Hall building behind a tree on a quiet dayStreet view of City Hall building behind a tree on a quiet day

14.And finally, “Missouri. I went there once when my brother had a robotics competition. St. Louis was hit with a tornado, and let me tell you, the people in the lobby of my hotel got WEIRD!! ‘Ooooo, this is a GOOD one!’ It’s a TORNADO! WTF are you people doing gathering NEXT TO THE WINDOWS??!?!?”

Two people fishing in a sunny, scenic landscape with trees and a trailer in the background. One person is guiding the otherTwo people fishing in a sunny, scenic landscape with trees and a trailer in the background. One person is guiding the other John Fedele / Getty Images

What’s a US state that you never plan on visiting, and why? Tell us in the comments for a chance to be featured in a BuzzFeed Community post!

Note: some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.



Source link

#Americans #Naming #States #Avoid #Live #Scathing

You may also like