All ancient artifact locations for ‘Does Not Compute’ in Disney Dreamlight Valley

The ‘Does Not Compute’ quest in Disney Dreamlight: A Rift in Time has us hunting down ancient artifacts for EVE. This guide covers the exact locations of every artifact, including the Slate, Dictionary, Processor Blueprint, Processor Crystal and Power Sphere.

All of the items needed to complete ‘Does Not Compute’ in Disney Dreamlight Valley are hidden throughout Eternity Isle. Use our handy map above for the locations of each ancient artifact and which tool to use. If you’re still stuck, read on for in-depth descriptions of each hiding spot.

The Ancient Slate is found by fishing an orange spot on the hidden beach in The Ruins. To get there, walk down the tunnelled steps. It’s the same place you set up EVE and Wall-E’s date in her friendship quest.

The Ancient Dictionary is found by mining a large rock in Gaston’s camp in Glittering Dunes. If you haven’t been there in a while, Gaston’s camp is accessible through a tunnel next to the quicksand fishing area in The Plains.

The Ancient Processor Blueprint is found by Timebending in the small room behind the waterfall in The Docks. That’s the same place where you found the robot costume during the Flying Metal Nuisance quest when you first met EVE. I didn’t get the Processor Blueprint on my first attempt, so keep Timebending until it appears.

The Ancient Processor Crystal is found by digging the glowing spot in the concealed area with the state accessible through the tunnel in The Courtyard. Check the map above if you’re struggling to find your way there.

The Ancient Power Sphere is also found by digging a glowing spot, this time on the tiny island connected to the Sundial in The Grove. Assuming you haven’t moved your Well from its original spot, fast travel there and walk straight ahead to access the Sundial area.

Interact with Timebending Table (there’s one outside your house on Eternity Isle by default), select Quest, and craft the Ancient Processor with the parts you found, plus three Ancient Gear and three Ancient Plate. These items can be found randomly through Timebending.

Once you return to EVE with your newly crafted Ancient Processor, you’ll be tasked with taking photos of three objects in her house.

• “Something round with holes” — The table
• “Some glassy globes” — Ceiling light
• “Some sort of power output” — The bed

Craft the Universal Adapter at a regular crafting bench with the following materials:

• Oasis Glass x10
• Plastic Scrap x15
• Copper x15
• Mechanical Parts x3
• Brass Ingot x2

Bring the Universal Adapter to EVE to complete ‘Does Not Compute!’ If you’ve helped Eve, Gaston, and Rapunzel, you’ll then be able to continue A Rift in Time Act 2’s main story questline.

While you’re exploring the new content in Eternity Isle, don’t forget to complete Star Path duties, such as harvesting cooling herbs, to earn Disney Park-themed rewards. Unless you’re here from the future, in which case, did we find out what’s in Skull Rock yet?

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