Infinite Monkey Theorem: Chimpanzees will never randomly type the complete works of Shakespeare

If every chimpanzee on Earth was given a typewriter, they would not reproduce the works of Shakespeare even if they kept on typing until the heat death of the universe, researchers have calculated.

The so-called Infinite Monkey Theorem states that if you had an infinite number of primates, or one primate had infinite time, they would almost certainly type out every possible text an infinite number of times.

The origins of the theorem are obscure, but it is commonly attributed…