The Jon Wins Tekken 8 Tournament at Thaiger Uppercut but a Disqualification Causes Outrage

If you’ve always thought Tekken’s roster was lacking something but couldn’t put your finger (lickin’) on it, Tekken boss Katsuhiro Harada knows – it’s Colonel Sanders.

Despite his best efforts, however, Harada hasn’t been able to convince KFC to give the all-clear to include Sanders as a fighter – or, indeed, fashion a Waffle House-inspired fighting stage.